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KiLlInG PjS

I Would like to share some really killing PJs which i got from my friends.. 1. What did baby corn ask mom corn??? . . . . . . . . . Where is Pop corn? 2.Why is the River Rich? . . . . . . . . . . It has two Banks! 3.What do computers like to eat? . . . . . . . .. . Chips! 4.Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to School??? . . . . . . . . . . She had a Bright Student. 5. A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window. A cat sees it, and takes the bottle of bournvita and buries it under the ground. Why? . . . . . . . . . . . Because 'CAT-BURIES' Bournvita this one is really Killing... Try 2 guess ye kya hai........ TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA ...

Some PJs

Why does a dumb cat falls while walking? . . . . . . . . . . . . because the cat is dumb so it cant Mew. So Mew(coefficient of friction) is = 0. So it slips n falls. Ha ha h a Try to get the next on e.. Tortoise and rabbit gave Common entrance exam and tortoise got 80% and rabbit got 81%. Both wanted admission in a good engineering college, cut off was 85%. Rabbit dint get but tortoise got it¦ How? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Remember tortoise had won the race when you were in first standard.. So.. Sports quota!!!! ha ha ha ha ...